"88 Lines About 44 Women", by The Nails

Debra was a Catholic Girl
  she held out to the bitter end
Carla was a different type
  she's the one who put it in
Mary was a black girl, and  
  I was afraid of a girl like that
Suzanne painted pictures sitting
  down like the buddha sat

Rena was an aimless girl 
  a geographic memory
Kathy was a jesus freak
  she liked that kind of misery
Vicky had this a special way of 
  turning sex into a song
Pamela, who couldn't sing
  kept the beat and kept it strong

Zilla was an archetype of 
  voodoo queen and queen of rap
Joan thought men were second best 
  to masturating in the bath
Sherri was feminist 
  she really had that gift of gab
Kathleen's point of view was this
  take whatever you can grab

Seattle was another girl 
  who left her mark upon the map 
Karen liked to tie me up 
  and left me hanging by a strap
Jeannie had this nightclub walk
  that made grown men feel underage
Mary Ellen who had a son said 
  i must go but brine must stay

Gloria the last taboo 
  was shattered by her tongue one night
Mimi brought her taboo back 
  and held it up before the light
Marilyn who knew no shame 
  was never ever satisfied
Judy came and went so fast 
  she didn't even say good bye

Verona had a house in Venice 
  lived on brown rice and cocaine
Patty had a house in Houston
  shot cough syrup in her veins
Linda thought her life was empty
  filled it up with alcohol
Kathryn was much too pretty 
  she didn't do that shit at all

(Uh-uh, not Kathryn)

Pauline thought that love was simple
  turn it on and turn it off
Joan-Marie was complicated
   like some french film-maker's plot
Gina was a perfect lady
  always kept her stockings straight
Jackie was a rich punk rocker
  Silver spoon and a paper plate

Sarah was a modern dancer
  Libra's transparency
Sheila wrote bad poetry with 
  crazy kind of urgency
Tanya, turkish liked a buckle
  wearing leather biker boots
Brenda's strange obsession was for
  certain vegetables and fruits

Rowena was an artists' daughter
  ?   shook her up
Timi's mother left her father 
  took his money and his truck
Debbie Rae had no such problems
  perfect Norman Rockwell home
Did, sixteen, had a baby
  left her parents, lived alone
Bobbi joined a new wave 
  band, changed her name to  Bobby Sox
Eloise who played guiter
  sang songs about whales cocks
_
  didn't give a shit
__
  she wrote songs just like this
Jezebel went forty days
  drinking nothing but 
  
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
  into the San Franciso Bay
Judy came from Ohio
  she's a Scientologist
Amaronda 
  end this list

(Eighty eight lines about forty four women.)