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Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus.

Dr. Allison von Lonsdale, Institute for Dangerous Research, Department of Mad Biology.


1. A sample of Pure Evil was obtained from the ruins o f an exploded toaster in the south of England.

2. Pure Evil was administered, via drinking water, to pregnant laboratory teddy bears for the duration of their pregnancy (4 months).

3. Dosage varied from 0 parts per million (ppm) to 1000ppm, titrating upwards by steps of 100pm.

4. Offspring were euthanized and mounted for display.

(2010-02-27 17:50:50)

Photos by Chaz Boston Baden.

Caption help for this photo received from Allison Lonsdale.

Previous: "Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus." Winning entry in the Mad Science Fair by Dr. Allison von Lonsdale of the Institute for Dangerous Research.Back to ConDor 17 part 4: Saturday Evening (27-Feb-2010)Next: Observations 1. Pure Evil has strong teratogenic effects, with a tendency to produce asymmetry.2. These effects vary widely, without a clear progression along a phenotypic path.3. At higher doses, there can be inclusions of tissue from other species (kingdoms? phyla? we have yet to identify that purple wiggly stuff in specimen #7).Notes1. Specimen #9. This lump of discolored stuffing was miscarried at 2 months.2. At the dosage of 1000ppm, pregnancy appeared to be reabsorbed before the 2 month mark. Administration of Pure Evil at the same dosage continued. By the 3 month mark, subject developed dental hypertrophy, ocular luminescence, and extreme behavioral changes. At 3 months 2 weeks, subject chewed through the steel bars of its cage, after which it killed and partially consumed two graduate students. Subject was then euthanized with a sustained burst of automatic weapons fire.ConclusionsPure Evil\

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