I'd like to point out right here that this is not an exhaustive, authoritative list of drinks. There are a couple of ftp sites that have a big-drinks-list (or something like that); this just happens to be a couple of long messages I grabbed off of GIGGLES (of all places). -hazel Date: Mon, 21 Mar 1994 10:49:00 EST From: "Michael B. Smith 863-8142" Subject: Drink List When a recipe says one part, it means just that any equal part. 1 shot = 1.5 ounces = 44ml A "shotglass" is usually 1.5 ounces, but sometimes 2 ounces with a measuring line at 1.5 ounces. You can also buy (in US) "short shot" glasses or "pony shots" which are 1 ounce. Pony shots are usually used with martinis, manhattans, and rob roys. "Fifth" = 4/5 Qt. = 1/5 Gal. = 25.6 oz now => 750 ml = 25.5 oz "Pint" = 1/2 Quart = 16 oz now => 500 ml = 17.0 oz "Half-Pint" = 1/2 pint = 8 oz now => 200 ml = 6.8 oz "Half-Gallon" = 64 oz now => 1750 ml = 59.7 oz "Quart" = 32 oz now => 1000 ml = 34.1 oz Well, let's see...8 oz = 1 cup = 250 mL...hmm, I think an ounce may be 0.03125 L (or 31.25 mL). 1 shot is one ounce, and 1 part just means to get the ratio of the ingredients right (it doesn't matter what you use). To get % alcohol by volume, divide the proof by two. ============================================================= 57 Chevy 1 Comfort 1 Grand Marnier 1 Vodka 1 Pineapple 747 1 BAILEY'S 1 AMARETO 1 KAHLUA ABC 1 AMARETTO 1 BAILEY'S 1 COINTREAU ABORTION GUINNESS CIDER BLACKCURRENT AGENT ORANGE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 BAILEY'S AGENT ORANGE 1 Vodka 1 Rum 1 Gin 1 Southern Comfort 1 Yukon Jack 1 Apple Schnapps 1 Melon Liqueor 2 Grenadine 6 Orange Juice How: 32 unit Container filled w/ ice. Shake well ALABAMA SLAMMER 2 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN 1 TRIPLE SEC ALABAMA SLAMMER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN 1 O.J. ALMOND DELIGHT 1 SAMBUKA 2 AMARETTO ALMOND JOY 2 AMARETTO 1 CREAM DE CACAO DASH OF CREAM ANGEL'S LIPS 2 BENEDICTINE 1 BAILEY'S APACHE 1 Kaluha 1 Baileys 1 Midori melon How: Layer (see note 1. below) Drink as a shot inroup. APPLE BLOSSOM 3 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE APPLE JACK 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 JACK DANIELS cinnamon powder How: See: Apple Pie APPLE PIE 1 vodka 1 apple juice (a little less) cinnomon powder Glass: small glass (~6oz are good) How: vodka into the glass, add apple juice dash cinnomon on top, DO NOT MIX, SHOOT. B51 1 KAHLUA 2 BAILEY'S B52 1 KAHLUA (or 2) 2 BAILEY'S 2 GRAND MARNIER OR COINTREAU How: Layer (see note 1. below) BLACK RUSSIAN 4 VODKA 1 KAHLUA WHITE RUSSIAN 4 VODKA 1 KALUA 1 MILK BACK STREET BANGER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 BAILEY'S BAD HABIT 1 VODKA 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS BANANA SPLIT 1 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 KAHLUA BANANA SPLIT 2 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 VODKA BANANA DAQUIRI 2/1/2 2 WHITE RUM 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 2 BAR MIX BUBBLE GUM 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 MILK 1 GRENADINE BETWEEN THE SHEETS 1 brandy 1 triple sec 1ht rum shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass BIRTH CONTROL 1 RYE 1 GIN BLACK CAT 1 1 KAHLUA 1 APRICOT BRANDY 1 OUZO BLACK CAT 2 1 TEQUILA 1 AMARETTO BLACK MEXICAN 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHLUA BLOWJOB 1 Irish Cream 1 Grand Manier 1 Creme de Banana HOW: Girl drinks with hands behind back, by putting mouth over whole glass. BLOW JOB 1 BAILEY'S 1 BANANA LIQUEUR topped with wipped cream HOW: Same as above. BOCCI BALL 1 AMARETTO 1 O.J. (VODKA) BONBON 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA DROP OF GRENADINE BOOTLEG 1 JACK DANIELS 1 SAMBUCA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT BOOTLEGGER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT BUM FUCKER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 1 JACK DANIELS 1 AMARETTO OR COINTREAU CHOCLATE CHIP 1 VODKA 1 FRANGELICA (CHILLED) COMFORTABLE BROTHER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 FRANGELICA COCONUT CREAM PIE 1 COCONUT RUM 1 WHD CREAM CRANAPPLE 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE CREAMSICLE 3/3/1/1 3 AMARETTO 3 KAHLUA 1 MILK 1 O.J. CREAMSICLE 1 AMARETTO 15% CREAM 1 O.J. CREAMY BUSH 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Bushmill's Irish Whiskey combine in a rock's glass CUM IN A HOT TUB 1/2 o.j. 1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect DEEP THROAT same as blow job, except use salt shaker DIRTY MOTHER 3 brandy 3 Kahlua stir in a highball glass DIRTY SOCK 1 SCOTCH 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE DOUBLE JACK 2 YUKON JACK 1 JACK DANIELS DR. PEPPER 1 AMARETTO 1 COKE Fire and Ice 1 1/2 pepper vodka 1 tsp. dry vermouth In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, Stir well, then strain into another glass. FIREBALL 1 BRANDY 1 SAMBUCA FIREBALL 1 KAHULA 1 OUZO FIRECRACKER 1 SCHNAPPS 1 CHERRY BRANDY TABASCO/CINNAMON FLAMING BLUE FUCK 1 1/2 Sambuca 1/2 Blue Curaco set on fire and drink through raw FLAMING ORGASM 1 beer (good one) 1 shot Bacardi 151 pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam... FLYING DUTCHMAN 2 Gin 1/2 Cointreau or Triple Sec Glass: small, almost filled w/ ice. How : Stir well, chill, strain into 2nd glass FLYING FUCK 1 SAMBUCA 1 JACK DANIELS FREDDY THUDPUCKER 1 TEQUILA 1 GALLIANO 1 O.J. FUZZY DICK 1 Kahlua 1 Gran Marnier coffee in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream FUZZY NAVEL 2 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 O.J. GASOLINE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 TEQUILA GET LAID 1 1/2 vodka 1 rasberry schnapps pineapple juice splash of cranberry juice stir in highball glass GHOSTBUSTER 1 BAILEY'S 1 KAHLUA 1 VODKA GODFATHER 1 SCOTCH 1 AMARETTO GODMOTHER 1 VODKA 1 AMARETTO HAIRY VIRGIN 2 rum 1 Triple Sec 2 orange/pineapple juice How: serve over ice with a cherry - HAIRY SLUT if served without cherry - FRIDGID HAIRY VIRGIN if ice is blended - HAIRY BIT if no cherry and blended HAPPY HAWAIIAN 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE HAT TRICK 1/2 dark rum 1/2 sweet vermouth 1/2 light rum Combine shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then strain into another glass. HEAD BANGER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 JACK DANIELS HOT IRISH NUT 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Frangelica coffee How: stir in coffee mug (1 part Amaretto optional) JACKHAMMER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS JAKE 1 JACK DANIELS COKE to the top JAMACIA ME CRAZY 1/2 amber rum 1/2 tia maria Glass: Tall glass. How: Pour in glass, fill w/ ice, add pineapple juice, stir, pineapple cubes optional JAMAICAN YOYO 1 RUM 1 TIA MARIA JELLY BEAN 1 GRENADINE 1 SAMBUCA 1 GALLIANO KAMIKAZE 1 1/2 VODKA 1/2 TRIPLE SEC OR COINTREAU 2 tsp LIME JUICE KAMIKAZE 2 vodka 1 tsp lime juice In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, Stir well, then strain into another glass. RUSSIAN KAMIKAZE 2 ka 1 tsp. Chambord Same procedure as above. KISS IN THE DARK 1 gin 1 cherry brandy 1 dry vermouth How: stir with ice, strain into highball glass LEMONADE 1 VODKA LEMON JUICE LONG ISLAND ICE TEA 1 RUM 1 VODKA 1 GIN 1/2 TEQUILA 1/2 TRIPLE SEC tall glass w/ ice. Pour in a splash or more to taste of sour mix. Top off w/ Coke and/or Sprite to color and taste. Garnish with a lemon slice. LYNCHBURG LEMONADE 1 part Jack Daniels 1 part Triple Sec 1 part sweet and sour mix 4 parts lemon lime soda Add ice and stir, garnish with a lemon and a cherry. MANHANDLER 1 VODKA 1 J. DANIELS 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN MARGARITA 25 oz. sweet & sour 1 can limeade 6 oz. triple sec 20 oz. tequila 3 oz. Rose's lime juice Water to make a gallon freeze ahead of time so it is "slushy" MELLOW YELLOW 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 GALLIANO MELON BALL 1 VODKA 1 MIDORI 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE MINT CHIP 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 1 KAHULA MUDSLIDE 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHULA 1 BAILEY'S MUDSLIDE 1 VODKA 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S MUPPET (alias POPPER) 4 TEQUILA 1 7-UP ORANGE CRUSH 3 TRIPLE SEC 1 CRANBERRY JUICE ORGASM 1 1 Baileys 1 Cointreau Glass: small, ice optional How: drink slowly ORGASM 2 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 1 BAILEY'S PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR) 1 beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug PEACHFUZZ 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE P.B.CHOC. 1 CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA 1 TIA MARIA 1 KAHLUA PEARL HARBOR 2 VODKA 2 MIDORI 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE PEARL HARBOR 1 VODKA 1 MIDORI 1 O.J. PINA COLADA 1.5 MALIBU 1 PINAPPLE JUICE 1 MILK POP THE CHERRY 2 cherry brandy o.j. stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice PURPLE JESUS 1 ginger ale 1 grape juice 1 vodka 1 grain hol Use a container serve as a punch. QUICK SILVER 1 ANISETTE 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA REARBUSTER 2 tequila 2 Kahlua cranberry juice How: stir in highball glass ROAD RUNNER 1 TIA MARIA 1 GRAND MARNIER ROMAN RIOT 1 SAMBUCA 1 GALLIANO 1 AMARETTO ROOTBEER 1 VODKA 1 GALLIANO 1 COKE 1 BEER RUSSIAN QUAALUDE 2 VODKA 2 FRANGELICA 1 MILK RUSSIAN QUAALUDE 1 Vodka (Stoli's preferably) 1 Amaretto 1 Frangelico 1 Baileys Irish Creme Blend and serve on the Rocks. RUSTY NAIL 1.5 SCOTCH 0.5 DRAMBUIE Glass: av. size, fill w/ ice, stirred, Garnish: lemon twist How: FAST THRU STRAW. Screaming Orgasm 1 1 Baileys 1 Cointreau 1 Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one) SCREAMING ORGASM 2 1 BAILEY'S 1 SCHNAPPS 1 VODKA SCREW (basic) 1 part vodka o.j. How: stir in highball glass over ice - FUZZY add 1 part peach schnapps - SLOW add 1 part sloe gin - COMFORTABLE add 1 part Southern Comfort -UP AGAINST THE WALL add splash of Galliano on top SEX 1 KAHLUA 1 GRAND MARNIER SEX MACHINE 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 MILK SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 TEQUILA 1 TRIPLE SEC SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 VODKA SEX ON THE BEACH 1 Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 Mellon Liquere (or Midori) 1 Pineapple juice How: stir in highball glass SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK - add more alcohol SHARK 1 TEQUILA 1 VODKA 1 TABASCO SHOOT THE ROOT beer (the cheaper the better ;*) rootbeer shnapps Glass : 12oz cup & shot glass How: shot glass' height of beer in the cup drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup. SICILIAN KISS 1 AMARETTO 1 GALLIANO 1 BAILEY'S SIT ON MY FACE 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Frangelica 1 Kahlua layer by pouring reverse to list. SLEEPER 1 GALLIANO 1 KAHLUA 1 TEQUILA SLIPPERY NIPPLE 1 SAMBUCA 1 BAILEY'S SMILE 1 MIDORI 1 APPLE BRANDY SNAKE BITE 3 JACK DANIELS 1 COINTREAU 1 LIME CORDIAL SNAKE BITE 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT SNAKE BITE 1 YUKON JACK 1 LIME JUICE SPY CATCHER 1 Canadian whisky 1/2 Sambuca Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back. STILETTO 1 TIA MARIA 1 COINTREAU 1 GALLIANO STRAWBERRY STRIPPER o.j. 1 1/2 strawberry schnapps 1 Triple Sec How: pour strawberry schnapps into o.j., then Triple Sec - do not stir T.K.O 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHULA 1 OUZO T.N.T 4 TEQUILA 1 TABASCO T.N.T. 1 1/2 blended whisky 1 anisette TALL SHIP 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 DRAMBUIE TANK 1 TANGUERAY 1 JACK DANIELS TEQUILA SLAMMER 1 1/2 tequila 1/2 oz. 7-up Pour into shotglass, cover w/ a coaster. While holding coaster tightly on glass, slam glass onto table, slam contents. TEST TUBE BABY 1 VODKA 1 AMTO TETANOS SHOT 1 SCHNAPPS 1 CHERRY BRANDY 1 BAILEY'S TIGHT SNATCH 1 1/2 light rum 1 peach schnapps pineapple juice How: stir in highball glass TOASTED ALMOND 1 KAHLUA 1 AMARETTO 1 MILK TOOTSIE ROLL 1 DARK CREME DE CACAO 1 O.J. UP THE DUFF Coffee Liqueur Creme de Cacao Brandy Cream Ice Cream VIRGIN 1 1/2 gin 1/2 white creme de menthe 1 forbidden fruit How: shake with ice, strain into highball glass VULCAN MIND PROBE 1 Wild Turkey 1 Ouzo 1 151 WATERMELON 4 MIDORI 1 CRANBERRY JUICE WEREWOLF 1 JACK DANIELS 1 DRAMBUIE WINDEX 1 VODKA 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 BLUE CURACAO 1 LIME JUICE WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB 1 Kahlua 1/2 peppermint schnapps 100 proof milk or cream stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof) ZIPPER 15% CREAM 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA ZIPPER 1 BAILEY'S 1 GRAND MARNIER 1 ANISETTE ============================================================================== PUNCHES: 1/5 Blue Hawaiin (sp) Maui Schnapps 1 gallon Orange Juice 1/5 Light Rum Vile Green Stuff 1 Orange Juice 1 Soda water 1 Midori (what makes it green) 1 Peach Schnapps Mix to taste (and colour). ============================================================================== Notes: (1) Layering, of different ingredients is achieved by pouring the ingredients over the back of a spoon, into a glass. (2) I always use proportions as guidelines only, and I think they should NOT be strictly adhered to, but experiment. We are doing it for the taste aren't we? For there are sure cheaper ways to get drunk! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Mar 1994 10:49:00 EST From: "Michael B. Smith 863-8142" Subject: sex drinklist THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO SEX DRINKS SHOOTERS -------- BLOW JOB 1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream no hands, tilt your head back and swallow -Daniel Ryan Bidwa CUM IN A HOT TUB 1/2 shot o.j. 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect -Frederick True DEEP THROAT (same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal -Tom Burrow FLAMING BLUE FUCK 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco set on fire and drink through a straw -Derick Campbell ORGASM 1/2 shot mint schnapps 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream layer the drink -Bruce SIT ON MY FACE 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot Frangelica 1 shot Kahlua layer Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua -Mark Bittig WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB 1 shot Kahlua 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof milk or cream stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof) -Chris Alexander TALL COOL ONES ... ---- ---- ---- --- BETWEEN THE SHEETS 1 oz. brandy 1 oz. triple sec 1 oz. light rum shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass -Peter Saviz CREAMY BUSH 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey combine in a rock's glass -Dan Gold DIRTY MOTHER 3 oz. brandy 3 oz. Kahlua stir in a highball glass -Peter Saviz FLAMING ORGASM 1 beer (good one) 1 shot Bacardi 151 pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam... -Dave Chandler FUZZY DICK 1 part Kahlua 1 part Gran Marnier coffee in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream -Dan Gold GET LAID 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. rasberry schnapps pineapple juice spash of cranberry juice stir in highball glass -Peter Saviz HAIRY VIRGIN 2 parts rum 1 part Triple Sec 2 parts orange/pineapple juice serve over ice with a cherry (if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT) (if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN) (if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH) -Rick Prins HOT IRISH NUT 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Frangelica coffee stir in coffee mug (1 part Amaretto optional) -Dan Gold KISS IN THE DARK 1 oz. gin 1 oz. cherry brandy 1 oz. dry vermouth stir with ice, strain into highball glass -Peter Saviz ORGASM 2 oz. vodka 2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. light cream shake with ice, strain into highball glass -Peter Saviz PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR) 1 beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug -Mark Bittig POP THE CHERRY 2 oz. cherry brandy o.j. stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice -Peter Saviz REARBUSTER 2 oz. tequila 2 oz. Kahlua cranberry juice stir in highball glass -Peter Saviz SCREAMING ORGASM bartender's chair equal parts - rum vodka bourbon open mouth and lean back, swallow until you can't swallow any more -Dave Chandler SEX ON THE BEACH 1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 part Mellon Liquere (or Midori) 1 part Pineapple juice stir in highball glass (SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka) (RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK- add more alcohol -Allon Stern) -Scott Hutchinson STRAWBERRY STRIPPER o.j. 1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps 1 oz. Triple Sec pour strawberry schnapps into o.j. and then Triple Sec - do not stir -Jeff Dowley TIGHT SNATCH 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 oz. peach schnapps pineapple juice stir in highball glass -Peter Saviz VIRGIN 1 1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe 1 oz. forbidden fruit shake with ice, strain into highball glass -Peter Saviz THE `SCREW' DRINKS --- ------- ------ here is how to add things together to get the various `screw' drinks. BASIC SCREW 1 part vodka o.j. stir in highball glass over ice FUZZY add 1 part peach schnapps SLOW add 1 part sloe gin COMFORTABLE add 1 part Southern Comfort UP AGAINST THE WALL add splash of Galliano on top combine as necessary ------------------------------ Muff Diver Champagne Glass 1 Peach Schnapps 1 Cherry with stem and a lot of Whipped Cream. Just like the blow job, the muff diver is done without any hands. I love to watch a guy with a full beard do this one. -- Sue, Oneonta, March 1994